The Penis Poem

[Marsbar]

It is alleged the following poem was written by the great Willie Nelson. I think he is in his 80's!

"I have outlived my pecker."
The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Thanks to Warren C

[shaundingo]

LOL! I can almost picture Willie saying that while strumming a guitar....

[Redruby]

OMG I love it!!!